Future Gigs
(these are listed in reverse chronological order)

• Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
  
  
  Join Kristian for his Official Los Angeles "FOP" Record release party!
  
  Please join your hostess Ann Magnuson at the M Bar in glamorous Hollywood to celebrate the release of Kristian's long awaited fouth solo album, "FOP"!
  
  Kristian will be backed at this rare performance by his fabulous band, the Rock Gods. The incredible Timur Bekbosunov will open with his band The Dime Museumwho just coincidentally have released a new album which contains FIVE Hoffman compositions!
  
  There will be surprise guests and free posters, and of course, copies of FOP to purchase!
  
  It is an EARLY show: 8:30 - 12:30! The $5.00 cover gets you a free drink! Put it in your calendar NOW!!!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Thursday, October 7th, 2010
  
  
  Join Kristian for his Official New York City "FOP" Record release party!
  
  Please join Kristian at the Bowery Electric in New York City to celebrate the release of his long awaited fouth solo album, "FOP"!
  
  Legendary Musical director Joe "Loser's Lounge" McGinty will supply his crackerjack all-star backing band when Kristian performs a set of his latest material.
  
  Joe McGinty will also open the show with his latest project: the wonderfully melodic (as usual) McGinty & White! What an honor!
  
  There will be surprise guests and free posters, and of course, copies of FOP to purchase!
  
  It is an EARLY show: 7:30 - 10:30! Put it in your calendar NOW!!!!!
  
  
• Wednesday, May 23rd, Through Sunday, May 27th
  
  
  Kristian plays keys with Andrew as he tours beautiful exotic SPAIN! Be sure to check out Andrew's News Page page for more details and links to the venues! Ole!
  
  May 23 2007 10:00P
  Sala Wurlitzer (Madrid) Madrid
  May 24 2007 10:00P
  Colegio Mayor Luis Vives Valencia, Valencia
  May 25 2007 10:00P
  Sala Monasterio Barcelona
  May 26 2007 10:00P
  La lata de Bombillas Zaragosa
  May 27 2007 9:00P
  Kafe Antzokia Bilbao
  
  
• Friday, May 18th, Two Shows: 9:30 & 11:30
  
  
  Kristian plays keys and sings with ANN MAGNUSON at the celebrated Joe's Pub for the NYC debut of Ann's PRETTY SONGS AND UGLY STORIES SHOW!!!!
  Time for all Savvy New Yorkers to come see Ann Magnuson's REALLY BIG SHOW of her latest CD (which your humble servant produced, co-wrote, and arranged) with the incredible backing band but together by Joe's "Loser's Lounge" McGinty. Special surprise guests! Costume changes! Glam A Go Go!
  
  Ann Magnuson
  Joe's Pub
  425 Lafayette Street
  $20.00 (that passes for CHEEEEP in NYC!)
  212-967-7555
  Buy Tickets Here
  
  Even if you can't go, you can buy the fantabulous new CD HERE!
  
  
• Tuesday, May 8th
  
  
  Kristian plays keys with the fabulous ABE LINCOLN STORY to celebrate the release of their brand new fun-filled CD "Kings of Soul Punk Swing"!
  Tuesday May 8
  SPACELAND
  1717 Silverlake Blvd.
  With special guests:
  Quazar and the Bamboozled
  Pleaseeasaur
  8:30 - ALS plays at 9:30
  FIRST TEN GUEST GET A FREE ALS CD!
  ONLY 5$!!!!
  
  
  
• Friday and Saturday, April 13th and 14th
  
  
  
  
  Kristian plays keys and sings with ANN MAGNUSON - in her PRETTY SONGS AND UGLY STORIES SHOW!!!!
  Time to come see Ann Magnuson's REALLY BIG SHOW of her latest CD (which your humble servant produced, co-wrote, and arranged) at the wonderful Steve Allen Theater, conveniently located right here in Silverlake/Los Feliz!!!
  
  With the fabulous all star ANN MAGNUSON BAND:
  
  1. Joe "Non Credo, Double Naught Spy Car" Berardi: Drums
  
  2. William "El Vez, The Glendale Symphony Orchestra" Bongiovanni: Bass
  
  3. Dave "Abby Travis Band, El Vez, Jane Wiedlin's Downtown Sensation" Bongiovanni : Guitar
  
  4. Jonathan "Jigsaw Seen" Lea: Guitar
  
  5. Lisa "Candypants" Jenio: Flute and FABULOUS backing vocals
  
  6. Kristian "It's All About Me" Hoffman: Keys and musical direction
  
  PLUS: SPECIAL GUEST PRINCE POPPYCOCK, APPEARING AND SINGING AS HIMSELF!!! And rumor has it I may be singing a song myself!
  
  Click to PURCHASE TICKETS ON-LINE and for DIRECTIONS.There is a parking lot behind the theater!
  
  The Steve Allen Theater
  4773 Hollywood Boulevard
  Los Angeles, CA 90027
  (323) 666-4268
  8:00
  $15.00
  
  Mini tour alert! Kristian plays keys with the fab Abby Travis Band on a mini tour opening for KMFDM! Abby Travis on first of 3 bands, get there early!
  
• Saturday, October 28th
  Mezzanine - San Francisco, CA - 21+
  
  
• Friday, October 27th
  The Henry Fonda Theater - Los Angeles, CA
  
  
• Thursday, October 26th
  House Of Blues - San Diego, CA - 21+
  
  
• Tuesday, October 24th
  House Of Blues - Anaheim, CA - ALL AGES
  
  
• Sunday, October 22nd
  
  Kristian plays keys with Ann Magnuson and a host of guest luminaries, including superstar Rufus Wainwright, when Ann hosts the 30th anniversary bash gala for New York's legendary performance space, PS1.
  
  
• Thursday, September 28th
  
  Kristian plays keys with Abby Travis and Dave Bongiovanni at special Film Noir-esque semi-acoustic dark cabaret set at a private show in downtown LA.! Besides loads of stuff from Abby's great new CD "Glittermouth", the set's rare selections include Kristian's own "Hope" from Abby's CD "Cutthroat Standards and Black Pop" and Kristian and Abby duetting on "God If Any" from Kristian's "&". Email abbydearest@abbytravis.com for address and password.
  
  
• Saturday, September 2nd
  
  Kristian does a set with his band, the fabulous Rock Gods, and then joins headliner Carolyn Edwards on keyboards for a few lovely tunes from her fantastic new CD. Paula Kelly will be handling guest vocals with Kristian on the "&" classic on "Get It Right This Time"!
  
  In the fabulous bar at Taix French Restaurant
  1911 W Sunset Blvd
  Los Angeles, CA 90026
  (213) 484-1265
  9:30 PM - FREE!
  
  
• Sunday, July 30th
  
  Kristian plays keys in the Abby Travis Band at the record release party for her latest CD "GLITTERMOUTH" (which features some songwriting, loads of keyboard playing, and several vocal arrangements courtesy of Kristian himself) at the fabulous Olde Tyme El Cid Show Restaurant in Silverlake: the historic restaurant with the magical terraced gardens and the atmosphere of Flamenco Dancers and Cadillac margaritas. The last time Kristian graced this intimate stage was by request, playing “God If Any” to the birthday girl at the birthday party of actress/goddess/legend Laurie Metcalf, so good vibes abound.
  
  Abby Travis Record Release Party, Sunday July 30th
  
  FREE!
  
  4212 W Sunset Blvd
  Los Angeles, CA 90029  
  (323) 668-0318
  
  
• Thursday, July 27th
  
  Kristian's FIRST solo gig in San Francisco EVER!
  
  Due to the intervention of the lovely and adorable Luis Illades of Pansy Division, Kristian has his first solo gig in San Francisco, on the same bill as the latest musical muse in his checkered life, Superstar Mink Stole. Unfortunately, Kristian's usual band, the Rock Gods, are mostly unavailable, so you'll get a rare chance to hear Kristian in full-on cabaret/songwriter mode, accompanied only by his own keys and the guitar stylings of Dave Bongionvanni. But don't be fooled - Kristian will still rock in a glam fashion.
  
  Then Kristian plays keys in headlining act Mink Stole's band, which at this point consists of Kristian, George Baby Woods of Candypants fame, and the redoubtable Dave Bongiovanni!
  
  All this at the fantastic and atmospheric Cafe Du Nord, one of "Frisco's" most fabalicious venues.
  
  CAFÉ DU NORD
  and
  THE SWEDISH AMERICAN HALL
  2170 MARKET STREET
  SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94114
  PHONE: 415.861.5016
  FAX: 415.861.7374
  
  Café Du Nord is located on the north side of Market Street, next to the Shell Gas Station at 15th Street
  
  
  
• Sunday, July 23rd
  
  Kristian plays keys with Jane Wiedlin and The Down Town Sensation!
  This will be a KBIG 104 sponsored AIDS benefit on the Paramount Lot (!) and Deborah Gibson will also perform! More details TBA!
  
  
• Friday, July 14th
  
  Kristian plays keys with Ann Magnuson!
  at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh!
  More details TBA!
  
  
• Thursday, June 29th
  
  Kristian SINGS with the legendary GUN CLUB!
  
  Kristian has been asked to sing one or two songs with the remaining members of the fabulous Gun Club from their masterpiece first album "The Fire of Love" (and yes, he confesses he's actually had sex to some of those songs!) at the world premiere of their new documentary "The Fire of Love" which coincidentally is the opening night of the Don't Knock The Rock Festival.
  
  THE REDCAT THEATER
  
  THURSDAY JUNE 29TH 8PM OPENING NIGHT GALA ($30)
  
  WORLD PREMIERE "GHOST ON THE HIGHWAY: A PORTRAIT OF JEFFREY LEE PIERCE AND THE GUN CLUB" (a film by Kurt Voss); FOLLOWED BY A SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCE BY TERRY GRAHAM, WARD DOTSON, KID CONGO POWERS, AND SPECIAL GUEST VOCALISTS - ONE OF WHICH IS KRISTIAN!
  
  REDCAT is located in the heart of downtown Los Angeles at 631 W. 2nd St., on the northeast corner of the intersection with Hope St. We are housed in the Walt Disney Concert Hall complex but have our own separate street entrance on 2nd St.
  
  Call: 213.237.2800 Hours: Tuesday-Saturday, 12 p.m.-6 p.m.
  
  
• Thursday, June 8th
  
  Kristian plays keys with ABBY TRAVIS!
  At THE The Viper Room
  8852 Sunset Blvd.
  West Hollywood, CA 90069
  phone(ticket purchasing)............... 310.358.1881
  phone(schedule information)......... 310.358.1880
  A Brand new, much more RAWKING GLAM Abby Travis show. Abby on bass and singing with Kristian on keys, Dave Bongiovanni on guitar and Mike Bennet on drums! Set time and price TBA.
  
  
• Thursday, May 18th
  
  Kristian plays keys with CANDYPANTS!
  at Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson Theater
  6539 Santa Monica Boulevard, Hollywood, CA 90038
  CANDYPANTS is the musical guest at Sit 'n' Spin, an evening of comedy readings. It's free, but you have to have reservations. Call 323-960-5519. The theater is small, so it fills up fast!
  
  
• Wednesday, May 3rd
  Covenant House, West Virginia
  
  
• Sunday, April 23rd
  
  Blast! [3] - A benefit to support sound. and SASSAS
  SASSTER BLASTER event ticket: $300
  includes a Dave Muller iPod Shuffle
  with individually customized playlist and a one-year SASSAS membership
  
  Sunday, April 23rd, 2006, 4-8pm
  at the home of Elyse and Stanley Grinstein in Brentwood
  address provided with ticket purchase
  
  Featured pick by Flavorpill and the LA Weekly!
  Pick from the LA Weekly: "....The Society for the Activation of Social Space Through Art and Sound (SASSAS) is a nonprofit foundation furthering the fortunes (snurk) of experimental music in L.A. To that infinitely honorable end, this benefit sees doyenne and/or diva Ann Magnuson accompanied by Kristian Hoffman, modern artist/cultural coroner Mike Kelley, and the debauched punk-mariachi stylings of Los Super Elegantes. Also: customized iPods, an auction of artwork by John Cage and Joseph Beuys, brown-sound pioneer Martin Kersels, sloganeer Barbara Kruger, and a poster signed by the late microtonal composer Lou Harrison on his 70th birthday Ñ which you'll want to put up next to your Misfits poster for the full Saved by the Bell experience." (David Cotner)
  
  Purchase tickets online: BLAST!
  Cost: $50 general, $30 SASSAS members and students (with ID)
  
  
• Saturday, April 22nd
  
  Evidence Room Theater
  2220 Beverly Boulevard
  Los Angeles, California 90057
  Box Office: 213 381 7118
  
  A Weekly Soap Opera Serial called "THE STRIP", which the L.A. Times highly recommends, calling it "R. Crumb Meets the Cockettes on a bender!"
  Justin Tanner writes an episode called "The Pink Zone, which this week features Mink Stole and Brendan Smith singing the Kristian "&" classic "Get It Right This Time".
  Kristian will be accompanying them on keys, along with Paula Kelly on bass, and it's rumoured that Lisa Jenio will show up to sing harmonies.
  Also featured is Abby Travis as an amnesiac country superstar!
  
  11:00 P.M.
  $15.00
  
  
• Sunday, March 26th
  Immaculate Heart at the AFI Campus
  
  2021 North Western Avenue at Franklin, Hollywood
  
  5:00-8:00 P.M.
  
  Kristian's friend Charlotte McGinnis is having a benefit to offset the exorbitant medical costs of having cancer in a Bush regime, and despite the sad pretext for the event, the show promises to be quite a fab affair with an uber-rare appearance by Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens himself!
  
  Charlotte McGinnis was one of Paul Reubens' first comedy partners. They appeared on the Gong show five times, and won! Charlotte also appeared in Donald Kreiger's musical "Island" for which Kristian wrote all the songs - it co-starred John Fleck, Weba Garretson and Lance Loud! Charlotte was also the star of Rocky Schenck's "Shirley Jessel's Hollywood", about a desperate Hollywood never-was talk-show hostess wannabe reduced to breaking into Tovah Borgnine's apartment to examine the articles on her vanity table.
  
  PAUL REUBENS will host the cabaret portion of the event, which will include Kristian playing keys for ANN MAGNUSON, ABBY TRAVIS, MINK STOLE, EMILY FOLEY, PATTY FOLEY, and HIMSELF singing his recent anti-Bush musical rant "EVIL". The legendary MUMS and NEA 4 stalwart mad genius JOHN FLECK will also perform.
  
  ROB ZABRECKY will host the art auction which will include works by KENNY SCHARF, ROCKY SCHENCK, and many more
  
  There will be a silent auction for kooky vacations, studio time, and all sorts of cool stuff, and free hors d'oeuvres
  
  Suggested donation for all of this fab entertainment is a measly $25.00
  
  Parking is available at the AFI entrance on Western Avenue, just 1/2 block north of Franklin.

  
  

• Friday and Saturday, March 24th and 25th
  "The Cavern" at Casita Del Campo
  KRISTIAN plays keys with Mink Stole and her fab-tastic band in a new version of Mink's one woman show. Casita Del Campo, 1920 Hyperion Avenue, Silverlake, 323-969-2530. Ticket price and other details TBA.

  
  

• Sunday, March 5th
  SPACELAND
  KRISTIAN plays keys with CAROLYN EDWARDS and her star-studded band at Club Spaceland, 1717 Silver Lake Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90001
  
  Also playing: the NOW PEOPLE - our very own Mumps icon designer Steve Stanley's fab band. They're so excited to be playing I thought I'd copy in toto their own loudmouthed huckster blurb:
  
  The Now People/Carolyn Edwards/Listing Ship/Adam Marsland's Chaos Band (feat. Evie Sands!) perform LIVE AT SPACELAND in Silver Lake. Sunday, March 5th, 2006
  
  After decades in suspended procrastination, THE NOW PEOPLE perform live before a studio audience at:
  
  SPACELAND
  1717 Silver Lake Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90026 USA
  www.clubspaceland.com
  
  On:
  Sunday, March 5th, 2006 (A.D.)
  
  We will be performing our self-titled album, which will be released on Parasol Records (Bird Song). The compact disc will be available for purchase in two months.
  
  Our special guests on stage will be:
  Carolyn Edwards
  Jorge Barba
  Julia Wolff (from RIVIERA)
  and Nick Walusko (from WONDERMINTS, BRIAN WILSON BAND)
  
  Also appearing are:
  ADAM MARSLAND'S CHAOS BAND (Feat. Evie Sands!) 8:00
  CAROLYN EDWARDS 9:00
  THE NOW PEOPLE 10:00
  LISTING SHIP 11:00
  
  The Now People will be giving away a very special prize to the first dozen people who arrive.
  
  And remember, ADMISSION IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
  
  Hope to see you there!
  
  THE NOW PEOPLE
  (Steve Stanley, Ruby Rubens, Nelson Bragg , and Probyn Gregory)
  
  

  
  

• Mid March ?
  South By Southwest
  KRISTIAN plays keys with JANE WIEDLIN and the fantabulous Downtown Sensation in Austin's fab music fest SXSW. They haven't even told US the specific date or venue yet. More posted as info arrives. Most certainly fried foods will be ingested. DARN! CANCELLED! We'll be thinner, but our stomachs may not be happier! Diet supplement recommended to mourners: Roscoe's Chicken And Waffles, any location.
  

• FRIDAY, March 3
  MICELI'S
  KRISTIAN plays keys with ABBY TRAVIS for TWO (count 'em) fabulous sets at historic and atmospheric Miceli's Restaurant (Hollywood)
  DARN! CANCELLED!

  They're remodeling the basement. Ask God for monitors please.

  Miceli's Restaurant, 1646 La Palmas Avenue, Hollywood. 323-466-3438

• SATURDAY, February 4
  TAIX
  KRISTIAN plays keys as usual with CAROLYN EDWARDS(her CDs WILL be available) and the Beatle's "Flying" is rumoured to be in the set list
  

  Taix Restaurant, 1911 Sunset Boulevard, Echo Park. 213-484-1265

  Cost: FREE!

• SATURDAY January 7th 2005
  Kristian plays Keys with Jane Wiedlin and The Downtown Sensation at the CES Convention in Las Vegas for XM Satellite Radio! Happy New Year, Swingers!

• THURSDAY December 8th
  ACME 7018 Melrose at La Brea
  ANN will perform a special short set (hopefully previewing some unplugged versions of songs from the new LP she's recording with Kristian) with KRISTIAN on keys and JOE BERARDI on drums as part of NYC's Paper Magazine's THE PAPER PROJECT 2005. Free! It will be part of five days of festivities including fashion, art exhibits, gifts, parties, etc. The event will run from December 7th thru December 11th, and you're invited to hang out any day from noon until midnight. Ann's performance is likely to be on the early side, so check papermag.com for schedules near the date.
  

• SATURDAY, December 3rd
  TAIX
  KRISTIAN plays keys with the ever lovely CAROLYN EDWARDS(whose new CD you really should buy - it will make a great Xmas gift!) AND Kristian and Carolyn will DUET on SPARKS' immortal classic "Thank God It's Not Christmas". What more could you ask? Oh, you want LISTING SHIP too? You got it!
  

  Taix Restaurant, 1911 Sunset Boulevard, Echo Park. 213-484-1265

  With LISTING SHIP and PATRIA JACOBS

  Cost: FREE!

• TUESDAY, November 29th
  THE KEY CLUB
  MINK STOLE willbe performing a short set with KRISTIAN on keys as part of a "BALTIMORE IN HOLLYWOOD" benefit for the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund. In addition to warbling in her inimitable fashion, Mink will round out the evening by cohosting a special one night screening of John Waters' DESPERATE LIVING with co-star SUSAN LOWE. Plus: Special performance by JACKIE BEAT!
  

  BALTIMORE IN HOLLYWOOD, at the Key Club 9039 Sunset Boulevard

  
  

  Tickets available through ticketmaster.com or by calling Key Club Box Office: 310-274-5800

• SUNDAY, November 6th
  SPACELAND
  Carolyn Edwards is FINALLY releasing her incredible solo album, on which she was kind enough to allow me some organ noodlings, and just look at that line-up! In the ME quotient of the evening I'm not only doing a whole set with my band, but also playing in Carolyn's band - and she's going to perform the whole new album! Should be FAB FAB FAB!
  Carolyn Edwards: RECORD RELEASE PARTY! at Club Spaceland, 1717 Silver Lake Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90001

  Cost: Free!

  Schedule: California Navels 8:00
  Candypants 8:45
  Kristian Hoffman 9:30
  Carolyn Edwards 10:15
  Listing Ship 11:15

  Visit Carolyn's website:
  www.carolynedwardsmusic.com

• Wed, Oct. 19th
  THE DERBY, Los Feliz
  

  David English of the band Tribeca was kind enough to hunt me down specifically to ask me to play with him and his band at this gig. Thanks! I LOVE the Derby, and like so many wonderful things in L.A. it is endangered, threatened, and probably going to be torn down! I always thought a great motto for Los Angeles would be "L.A. - the City That Doesn't Care!" Typically they have to save every horribly grim rust-stained beige cinderblock and plaster board aluminum-windowed decaying 70's apartment building in favor of tearing down the VERY few actual landmarks we have left ! What do they have planned for the site of this famed Hollywood 30's nitery? (which also in one incarnation was Michael's Los Feliz - a steakhouse I attended every Monday night for about seven years - the Lawrence Welk type live music and ball room style dancing of my cocktail glitter garbed elder dining compatriots was so comforting and civilized! And they stocked Green Chartreuse) Why, a high priced Condo development. Surprise! Just what Los Feliz needs! Tear down what makes Los Feliz attractive - that it is a pedestrian friendly historical neighborhood with great restaurants, clubs, shops and movie theaters, in beautiful vintage buildings all in walking distance - so the people that find it attractive can move there and find that what they moved there FOR is gone. That makes sense, L.A. style! Anyway, this is not only a chance to introduce yourself to the fetchingly eccentric musical stylings of Tribeca (check out WWW.TRIBECAMUSIC.NET), and to see ME and my fabulous rock band play a full set with Mink's fabulous drummer Matt North sitting in with the Rock Gods, and a chance to savor the Derby - while it lasts! - but it's also FREE! FREE! FREE!

  Kristian Hoffman & The Rock Gods (Promptly at 8:30 - there's a high probability I'm playing across the street at Tangier in Abby's band at 10:00 the same night!) and Daniel Mackenzie
  The Derby Club
  (323) 663-8979; (323) 661-6837; (213) 480-3232; 4500 Los Feliz Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027

  The Derby's Calendar

• Thursday & Friday September 29 & 30, & Saturday October 1
  MINK STOLE
  Very excited to get to play another run with Mink for her fabulous one woman show, and to be part of her lovely band (including the aforementioned George "Baby" Woods, Dave "Every band in Silverlake" Foster, and the lovely Matt North) especially since Mink has been so supportive of me - playing so many shows with me, singing with my band, and now covering TWO of my compositions: the Mumps chestnut "Waiting For The World To Catch Up" and "God If Any"! That's a darn blessing in my book! At the Cavern Club Theater. Click on thumbnail for details:
  
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• Thursday, September 22
  I got asked to be on this gay chat show on one of those new Gay themed networks. I visited the studio and it is HUGE and bustling - but they apparently don't carry it in the Los Angeles market yet. I went to their website looking for local listings to try and figure out where you CAN see it, but it doesn't seem like there's an easy way to figure that out. But anyway - should anyone be able to view it (and they show in Boston, NYC, and San Francisco at least, here's the info:

  Kristian Hoffman and the Rock Gods LIVE on "On Q Live" (and I think I'll have a brief interview as well, although I think they have as many as six guests in a 90 minute segment)
  4:30 to 6:00 P.M. Pacific Time
  Thursday, September 22
  Q Televison Network
  Here is the network's website:
  Q Television

  Apparently it's carried by Cox Communication, Time Warner Cable, and RCN cable.

• Tuesday September 20
  Abby got the enviable slot opening for the reunion one of L.A.'s best dressed, most star studded, most outrageously glam bands EVER - also the first post punk band to cover Abba I believe. Every member is an absolute star - especially Tim (one-time Cramp - how could they let him go?) "Sugarpie" Ferris! If Celebrity Skin were only in the perceived Godhead league with X that they deserve, there'd be a lot more glamourous mincing, posing and soaring melodic invention on the scene today! Will we cover Bowie? Of course! Not to be missed! If I weren't playing, I'd be paying - and I DETEST the whole Sunset Blvd. rock scene, so that's saying something.

  CELEBRITY SKIN Reunion Tour, Abby Travis, Lily & The Ladies 7 PM $8 - $10 on the day of Show
  The Roxy Theatre, 9009 Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood CA
  Concert Hotline: 310-276-2222
  Booking Info, Advanced Tickets: 310-278-9457
  All age venue. In house box office. You can charge tickets over the phone. Box office: Mon-Fri noon to 6pm. Also check Ticketmaster.
  The Roxy is on the north side of Sunset Blvd just west of Hammond Street

• Monday, September 19th, 2005
  I FINALLY get to play my first gig on keyboards with the fabulous Candypants, (now with handsome glam genius Todd Jaeger of Marizane, and Jerry Buszek of the Sexies in the new even more fabulous line-up - but we'll miss founding member George "Baby" Woods - at least I get to see him when I play with Mink Stole!) Unfortunately it's already sold out.
  8:00 PM
  JILL SOLOWAY "Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants" Book signing: Tiny Ladies Extravaganza
  Readers include: Kathy Najimy, Six Feet's Justina Machado, Illeana Douglas and Tina Holmes, plus House's Lisa Edelstein and music by Candypants! Afterwards, food, drinks, merriment, book purchase and signing.
  Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson, 6539 Santa Monica Blvd. Hollywood, CA 90038, 323-960-5519
  SORRY, SOLD OUT! Please come at 10:00 for the party and book signing.