Christmas Time is Coming (MP3) (double click to listen, or right click to download)

I Put the "X" in X-Mas / Silent Night medley (MP3) (double click to listen, or right click to download)

Christmas Time Is Coming

Baby can't you hear the rattle of the drumming
Getting more insistent every day
Now it's pretty clear that Christmas time is coming
So join up or get out of the way
All other forms of life shall falter
As the virus infects its prey
Uniform in scarlet wrapping
Total war in tinsel trapping
X-Mas Time is Coming so get out of the way

Pretty soon you'll see resistance will be futile
As every single culture is absorbed
In the recipe for this invasive streudel
Kitchen-tested by old Santa Borg
Hail the survival of the fattest
With endorsements upon his sleigh
Celebrate the age old story
Taking part is mandatory
X-Mas Time is Coming so get out of the way

Get out of the way, O Little Man
You can't oppose the bulldozer of cheer
Here comes X-Mas Day, so get out of the way
Or feel the shiny boot
Of fatso in the crimson suit
Who drives the omnibus of cute that jingles all the way.

Shock troopers in their gay apparel
Christmas goose step into the fray
Hal the newborn Feuhrer who has
Engineered this X-Mas coup
Just because he's in the manger
Doesn't mean you're out of danger
His agenda's pretty clear now
X-Mas better last all year now
X-Mas Time is Coming so get out of the way.